Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A black student graduated High School

mikey is cute

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Haha, I get it..

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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