- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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