What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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