- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

You dropped something.... Yo lip

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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