two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

poop

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

did you stub your toe?

chinga tue madre Ryan

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Invisible Children Foundation.

your face is kinda funny

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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