- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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