Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock knock *open*

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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