- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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