What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

An Aisian failed a test

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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