How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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penis

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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