A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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