Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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