What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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