A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

whats a joke

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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