Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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How you know when dislextic

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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