Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

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