- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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