- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.