- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

sorry got to poo

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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