what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Christianity.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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4 hours later.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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