Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I Have a Black Friend

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

what's up? my penis.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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