your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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F? No k

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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