- Anti Joke

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

whats the capital of congo famine

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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