What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what goes boo a sock

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A seal walks into a club.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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