- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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