- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what goes woof ? A dog.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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