What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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when debbie meets downer

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Anti Joke

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