what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Derp

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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