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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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