- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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