Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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