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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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