Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Latvia isn't a joke

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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