I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

im @ work, LOL.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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