- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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