What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Abortion.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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