What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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