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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

they're dead. idiot.

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