- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Who invented apple? God

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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