People with cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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