- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

richard is fag

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

sky's sty

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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