- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Obama.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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