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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

batman has diarrhea

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Cleveland winning something

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer