Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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