Sammi suck kyles chode

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What's 9+10? 19

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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