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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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