- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Whats white? A fridge

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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