Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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darude- sandstorm

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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