- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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