- Anti Joke

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you