- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.