What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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