sharks

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where is the world?

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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ur gay

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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lol

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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