How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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