- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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