- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

a pornstar comes early to a party

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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