- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

I shot a bitch.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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