- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

meh

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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