What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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i have a christmas tree.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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