- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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cliché rebecca black joke.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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