- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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