Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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