- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Bags of delicious poop.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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