there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Wolfjob.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Donald Trump.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

NAACP

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