Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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I love you

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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