- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know whats funny Aids

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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