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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

President Donald Trump

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

whats dumb and small? dandruff

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