- Anti Joke

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.