Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Joke

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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