- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock knock open

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Suck pussy

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

why am I writing this...im bored

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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