Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

david weres the slug gone

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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