How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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charlie sheen

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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My Boyfriend

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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