Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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