knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Im gay What about you

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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