whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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