- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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