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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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