Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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