Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Sex education in Texas.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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