if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Anti Joke

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