- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

ask me if im a door yes

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Weed.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

guest what i love pancakes

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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