- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A Serbian Film

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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