Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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This sentance contains three errers

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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what goes boo a sock

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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