What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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