- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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