What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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