How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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your mom is so fat.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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