- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

1+1=2

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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