What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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women's rights

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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